Essex

Hey all again...

So I'm an 'Essex girl' and after the start of -cringe- TOWIE I was shocked at what stereotypes us Essex folk had. These include..

-Orange makeup,
-Bleach blonde hair,
-Stupidity,
-VAJAZZLES!!!! <<< Seriouslyy !!

I was convinced this was not the typical 'Essex girl' however I'm going to change my original opinion. This is the majority of girls in Essex... however for the small minority of us girls that are not like this please don't treat us like idiots who will flash our flesh to any fella that looks our way. So to the girls out there who prefer to have a brain over boobs and have more personality than makeup don't worry your are part of the small group of 'Essex girls' who don't have orange faces on the outside and chlamydia on the inside.

'A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde'

NewToThis.

I've been told I have a lot to say about a lot of different things, and my friends are starting to get annoyed at me chewing theirs ears off...

So...

I thought I'd join the world of blogging what does it matter if anyone reads this, as long as I get out all the things I'm desperate to moan about out so here goes my official first blog....

Girls And Clothes...

Or the lack of them!!! I'm only 19 but I feel like I can say 'In the good ol' days' already. Hello all you 14 year old girls out there a belt and a bra does not count as an outfit!!! RAR!! When I was 14 them 5 long years ago if I tried to walk out the house in a short skirt my mum would lecture me for about an hour before picking out something hideous I was bought for my birthday/Christmas. I generally do not get the need to show off all your 'Lady Parts' to the world, there's nothing wrong with leaving something ANYTHING to the imagination. Especially in winter, I look at you girls walking around in your ugg boots and mini skirts and shiver!!! How do your nipples not freeze and fall off? Put some clothes on for Christ sake your making me feel like an old lady having to rant about the 'youth' of today!!

So there we are first official blog.
And so I leave you with words from a wise man....

'Youth is wasted on the young - Oscar Wilde.'