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I'm sorry to blog twice in one day.
Although technically it's gone midnight so it doesn't count.

But that dear Irish writer Oscar Wilde doesn't have a decent google+ community.
How upsetting is that?

The most any of the communities has got is 8 members,
So I ask you darling people of Google..

https://plus.google.com/communities/116409151474188432242

Join please, show your friends, your mum, your dad, your hamster whoever I'd just like an community that shows how appreciated his amazing poems/books/plays. Everyone must have heard at least one Oscar Wilde quote so please join.

Much appreciated.

'If you are not too long I will wait here for you all my life.' - Oscar Wilde.

I'm a gangster.

Oh yeah, sorry G I forget that's not how you spell it anymore is it !!

*Gangstaaa. How can you chavy twats out there possibly be gangsters if you can't even spell it right?

Also you're not a gangster, you run round your 'Ghetto' (council estate actually) selling weed to 12 year olds with a kitchen knife tucked in the trousers. Your momma must be so proud!!

And as for your trousers you realize they're meant to go above your bum - actually if any of you could tell me how you can possibly keep them up all day that'd be really nice you bastards are defying gravity.As for all this weed you be blazin' by the time your 35 your going to be so paranoid that your going to be thinking your shadow is stalking you (in case you uneducated fools didn't know it does follow you everywhere). I don't even get why I'm leaving clip notes for chavs like you'd read for fun!

And if you did you'd only understand if i rote lyk dis. Which really pisses me off, I realize I might not have the best spelling or grammar but at least I try.

I enjoy seeing you twats on Jeremy Kyle.

'There is no sin except stupidy.' - Oscar Wilde.

Prison.

I've been thinking recently.. I don't agree with killing murderers and rapists because that just brings us down to their level, but we do in Britain make the lives of prisoners too easy.

My 'Baby Daddy' as he would call himself is in prison for domestic violence, the first thing I have to say about this is his sentence was no where near as long as it should have been. He got 2 years, halved for pleading guilty and then halved again because of good behavior (bullshit there's just not enough rooms in prisons). The only reason he even got that long in the end was because there were knives involved. Honestly 6 months for ruining someones life, daily beatings, causing someone to have no self esteem and become close to suicide. I'm happy to say though I came out the other end.

I can't help thinking however, he got the easy way out. He gets to sleep all night without being woken by a screaming child. The only ass he has to wipe is his own. He gets food for nothing, and with 'good behavior' can have a TV,  PlayStation and whatever else he wants in his room mean while I have to save up for months at a time when I need something. 'Prisoners respond to rewards when their behavior is good.' how about we show them how hard things can be make them earn everything in prison instead of it being handed to them on a silver platter. If I want to do a course (which I do I don't want to be stuck in a dead end job or claim benefits for the rest of my life) I have to pay and also find someone to look after my children whilst I do it. Prisoners can do as many courses as they want for free? Erm excuse me shouldn't you help the people that haven't broken the law first instead of focusing on prisoners. I realize some people think they're less likely to re-offend, but surely our sole priority should be helping those that deserve our help first? I also realize a lot of people think 'Go easy on them, they're away from their families they're just trying to sort their lives out' Well firstly it's their own fault for breaking the law and landing themselves in prison and secondly what about all the people out there without jobs who are trying hard to get jobs and have never broken the law surely they're the ones who deserve a break. I realize I'm ranting, but this subject really infuriates me. Oh and another thing, rapists, perverts, murderers should not be allowed to have ANY TIME WHAT SO EVER knocked off their sentence. Can there victims remove a couple of minutes off of the horrible memories? NO. Can the murdered people add a couple more years onto their lives? NO. So these people should have a set amount of years that they are inside, it doesn't matter about good behavior when you've ruined families!!!

So I ask you. What are your opinions, do you think I need to open my mind a bit more and see the other sides point of view, or do you like me think Britain is too easy on it's prisoners?

'It's not the prisoners who need reformation, it is the prisons.' - Oscar Wilde.

Horsing Around

Do you get it horsing around ; D.. horse in our meat... never mind !!

But on a more serious note. Yes of course there has been traces of horse found in our meat.
Now this could obviously only happen two ways,
A)Horses and Cows have had some hankypanky ; D.. I would like us all to take a moment to imagine what a horse/cow crossbreed would look like...
We could call it a course as in main course ; D.. I know I am rubbish at jokes.
or
B)The actual truth people have been putting horse in our burgers.
I generally don't care what's in my burger as long as it tastes good.

AND..

enough crap goes into our food as it is, I mean our sausages are barely meat most of it's fat from a piggy's face.

So do you say neighhhh to horse meat.. or do you just generally like me not give a toss about whats in your meat?

I shall leave you with some wise words as you ponder your opinion...

'After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.' - Oscar Wilde.

Essex

Hey all again...

So I'm an 'Essex girl' and after the start of -cringe- TOWIE I was shocked at what stereotypes us Essex folk had. These include..

-Orange makeup,
-Bleach blonde hair,
-Stupidity,
-VAJAZZLES!!!! <<< Seriouslyy !!

I was convinced this was not the typical 'Essex girl' however I'm going to change my original opinion. This is the majority of girls in Essex... however for the small minority of us girls that are not like this please don't treat us like idiots who will flash our flesh to any fella that looks our way. So to the girls out there who prefer to have a brain over boobs and have more personality than makeup don't worry your are part of the small group of 'Essex girls' who don't have orange faces on the outside and chlamydia on the inside.

'A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde'

NewToThis.

I've been told I have a lot to say about a lot of different things, and my friends are starting to get annoyed at me chewing theirs ears off...

So...

I thought I'd join the world of blogging what does it matter if anyone reads this, as long as I get out all the things I'm desperate to moan about out so here goes my official first blog....

Girls And Clothes...

Or the lack of them!!! I'm only 19 but I feel like I can say 'In the good ol' days' already. Hello all you 14 year old girls out there a belt and a bra does not count as an outfit!!! RAR!! When I was 14 them 5 long years ago if I tried to walk out the house in a short skirt my mum would lecture me for about an hour before picking out something hideous I was bought for my birthday/Christmas. I generally do not get the need to show off all your 'Lady Parts' to the world, there's nothing wrong with leaving something ANYTHING to the imagination. Especially in winter, I look at you girls walking around in your ugg boots and mini skirts and shiver!!! How do your nipples not freeze and fall off? Put some clothes on for Christ sake your making me feel like an old lady having to rant about the 'youth' of today!!

So there we are first official blog.
And so I leave you with words from a wise man....

'Youth is wasted on the young - Oscar Wilde.'